I'm Going Cornatose...

I.CANT.STOP.EATING.CANDY.CORN.

Seriously.

How in the eff is it already Wednesday??!

I was going to blog Sunday night about how amazingly relaxing and not at all exciting my weekend was, but I didn’t. I hate Sunday’s. I hate them so much. Who likes a day that you have to get all your shit together for a whole other week? I’d rather Monday morning, than Sunday evening. I get the Sunday’s Blues like it’s nobodies business. Yeh, I’ve participated in the Sunday Funday action, and yeh, there is good TV; but, in reality, it’s the day you have to go home, or the day your vacation ends, or the day before some awful week may or may not prevail.

I stayed at my moms all weekend. I hate leaving her house, even on a weeknight. I wish she lived closer. Here is where she is thinking, Why don’t you live closer? Well mom, you live in B F E. By the time I got up and ready for work I’d be an hour late. This isn’t high school where I can sleep in my uniform, get up, brush my teeth, wash my face, and hit the road, Jack!

Enter high school nostalgia here

Monday and Tuesday just flew by. I guess cause I was busy those days, or maybe it’s because I have been in a candy corn coma since Sunday, and I'm just now realizing my sugar high.

Erin got Fritz this sweet toy for Halloween.

 He ripped its face apart last night. But look at this picture, how can you say no to him?!?

Now we are half way to the weekend, and I'm trying to prepare my liver. Erin’s birthday celebration is this weekend, and I have a feeling candy corn is not going to be my biggest problem.

Vomiting. Partying is. 

Sweet Baby Jesus, It's FRIDAY!

Can I get an Amen?

Has anyone else’s week been as terrible as mine?? I have a few perks here and there, but work wise this week has been HORRIBLE. Probably the worst one I’ve ever had while working here, which is depressing, because I really like my job.

Ok, I'm done with my bitch session. Check out my top 5 moments of the week, I'm linking up with Lauren.

1. Sunday, me and my friends went to the movies, and Erin and I snuck in Starbucks Pumpkin Lattes (my first of the season delish!) BUT, more importantly, we went and saw Pitch Perfect. You should probably just stop reading this post, grab a group of gals, and go see this, IMMEDIATELY. I T  I S   H Y ST E R I C A L. Like, I was I literally knee slapping, I was laughing so hard. Rebel Wilson is one of the funniest people on the big screen right now.

2. Monday, Dani and me went to the neighborhood Walmart, I always forget it is right next to my apartment, and probably for good reason. (I didn’t like it), but they had this adorable pumpkin made out of Fanta and Coke Zero and Sprite’s and I had to take a pic!

3. I woke up the next morning to my car having been ransacked. The bastard took my emergency 10 dollars! What a wanker. That was about as cool as Nick Saban <-douche

4. Wednesday, Erin and I took a walk around the lakes. She snapped this pretty pic. I am beginning to have a thing for nature. It was nice to catch up with Erin, I felt like I hadn’t seen her in ages, damn nurses.

5. This was my favorite of the week; the nice guy at the Thai restaurant gave me some trainer chopstick thingy, because I am less than pro when it comes to chopsticks. I swear that’s why Chinese people are so thin. I mean who can eat rice with a stick??

Hope everyone has a FAB weekend! I am going to learn how to cook a ham :) well, my mom never answer my text, but she is going to teach me whether she wants to or not....